BATTERIES INCLUDED
I'm the guy next door...Laid back but full of life...always in a good mood...full of surprises...I'm
a pro athlete without the ego...a creative writer of poems with my first book coming out soon. I am
honest and loyal.
..Considerate and kind hearted...unselfish, nurturing, fun loving man with a good
sense of humor...I do not like rude or jealous people...I don't smoke and I prefer nonsmokers...I Likes
me whiskey though (I'm not an AA candidate).
..only the good stuff for me(no headaches)! I love nature
especially beautiful women...I see the beauty in everyone (thanks to me whiskey) I love sex. A really
healthy person should want and have sex everyday.
..If your not then you need to fix yourself. I love
being teased...I want to be kept in a constant state of arousal all day long until I just cant take
it anymore.
..Don't worry...I also like to tease back! Ok there is more but that's enough for now ...When
and where are we going to give sex lessons!I'm here for two reasons...I want to meet fun loving people
that enjoy life and are not afraid to be themselves.
..and would like to meet my soul mate if she's
here. I would like to meet a strong willed, outspoken woman who is not afraid to speak her mind. She
should have a great sense of humor and enjoy laughing if she going to be around me because she will
laugh a lot.
She should be able to laugh at herself. She is a classy woman with a positive attitude
she sees the all the beauty in the world and is gracious to everyone she meets. She should be emotionally
and financially stable.
A woman that will constructively correct me when I'm wrong and apologize when
she is wrong. Nobody is perfect...it's not about blame and all about solution. Someone that loves life
and herself and takes good care of herself.
I love and appreciate all the little details that women
do like painting their nails and shaping their eyebrows...but I also want someone that can just wake
up and be out the door in five minutes sometimes! A real natural beauty.
The kind of beauty that starts
from deep inside and come out shining on the world. Her beauty is her gift to the world. When she smiles
she heals.
She should love everyone but love me like no other. She should be a sexual diva, a porn
star...BASICALLY I'M NOT ASKING FOR MUCH...IF YOU TAKE THE BEST OF MOTHER TEREASA, DR. RUTH, AND JENNIFER
CONELLY AND MIX THEM ALL TOGETHER.
..I'M ALL YOURS. Just show where to sign and I will put you first
and keep you there! I will worship the ground you walk on! If you are out there Dr. Teresa Connelly...then
contact me and I will take you to Paradise! Meanwhile, I am open to almost anything (almost) so let
us break out the blind fold and play "guess whose mouth that is".
If you have great finger nails and
know how to use them please contact me!
|